I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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