Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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