check it out our google latitudes are spooning
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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