Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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