I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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