I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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