My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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