This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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