So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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