I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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