I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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