Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just found puke in my bra..
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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