Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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