Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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