I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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