brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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