Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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