do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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