So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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