i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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