Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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