Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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