Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I got inside last night via doggy door
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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