I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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