you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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