At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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