Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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