I accidentally had phone sex last night
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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