I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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