Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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