i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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