She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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