So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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