that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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