Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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