I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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