More tranny stories later!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
