Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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