She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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