Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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