Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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