are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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