were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
