I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This is the high leading the old right now
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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