Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is