i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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