Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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