Kiss
Puke
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Randomize
