Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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