singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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