just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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