I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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