We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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