I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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